Wednesday, August 20, 2014

Z

Z is for "Zebras"
which we've quite often hunted
on request of new residents
'til their ardor is blunted.

Tuesday, August 19, 2014

Y

"Y" is for Yankauer
a tool without flaw,
and the one thing we'd want
to stick into your maw.

Monday, August 18, 2014

X

"X" is for Xerox,
our favorite play,
when we copy your chart
to make you go away.

Sunday, August 17, 2014

W

"W" is for Who? What? and
When? Where? and Why?
But it can't quite encompass
why you thought you could fly.

Saturday, August 16, 2014

V

"V"'s for Vag Valley
and the pelvic beds' curse
where we feel for the patients
But so glad we're the nurse.

Friday, August 15, 2014

U

"Universal Precautions"
has become rather moot.
On reflection we'd prefer
to don a spacesuit.

Thursday, August 14, 2014

T

"T" is for Triage
where we're s'posed to sort.
If we really did that we'd
push most out the port.

Wednesday, August 13, 2014

S

"S" is for Sandwich
which we're out of, of course.
Did we mention the hospital
makes them from horse?

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

R

"R" is for "Racissssssssst!"
a favorite card.
But we know when you play it
that you're merely a 'tard.

Monday, August 11, 2014

Q

"Q" is for Q----;
to pronounce I refuse.
So blame some other culprit
when all Hell breaks loose.