Wednesday, August 20, 2014


Z is for "Zebras"
which we've quite often hunted
on request of new residents
'til their ardor is blunted.

Tuesday, August 19, 2014


"Y" is for Yankauer
a tool without flaw,
and the one thing we'd want
to stick into your maw.

Monday, August 18, 2014


"X" is for Xerox,
our favorite play,
when we copy your chart
to make you go away.

Sunday, August 17, 2014


"W" is for Who? What? and
When? Where? and Why?
But it can't quite encompass
why you thought you could fly.

Saturday, August 16, 2014


"V"'s for Vag Valley
and the pelvic beds' curse
where we feel for the patients
But so glad we're the nurse.

Friday, August 15, 2014


"Universal Precautions"
has become rather moot.
On reflection we'd prefer
to don a spacesuit.

Thursday, August 14, 2014


"T" is for Triage
where we're s'posed to sort.
If we really did that we'd
push most out the port.

Wednesday, August 13, 2014


"S" is for Sandwich
which we're out of, of course.
Did we mention the hospital
makes them from horse?

Tuesday, August 12, 2014


"R" is for "Racissssssssst!"
a favorite card.
But we know when you play it
that you're merely a 'tard.

Monday, August 11, 2014


"Q" is for Q----;
to pronounce I refuse.
So blame some other culprit
when all Hell breaks loose.